Craziest Write Ups

Ten things you would say when you find out that your best friend is an alien:
1. Well, That does explain a lot of things....
2. Wow...Then you are safe from swine flue!!
3. Are there teachers and schools on your planet?
4. Okay...Now you can stop kidding...
5. I already knew that buddy!
6. So, finnaly I m not the only weirdo around.
7. You think you can escape paying my debts by saying this??
8. Very good. Now off to your planet. I didn't know i could so easily get rid of you!!
9. So next vacation will you take me there??
10. That won't get you any spouse; let's look for an earthling for you.
Ten things to say when you find out that you have failed:
1. The paper checkers must have certainly made some mistake.
(In spite of being sure that there cannot be a mistake or you would have passed!!)
2. I was very ill on the day of the paper.
(In spite of being fit and fine on that day)
3. I am feeling very dizzy. I need to take some rest...
(Even when you feel like dancing)
4. I am tired of passing. I thought why not try something different.
(Grapes are sour!!!)
5. We should try to digest failures in life.
(Self satisfaction)
6. I can't believe...I am the most brilliant student of my class.
(Even though you rank in the bottom three)
7. Better luck next time.
(No way out)
8. Certainly i have got somebody else's result.
(Even though you are sure it's your mark sheet)
9. I just want to die.
(Say this twice and go out for an ice-cream)
10. Atleast I am not in the bottom three.
(In spite of being the top on the failures list!!!)
Ten things to say when somebody asks you about your latest crush:
1. Ohh..That's kiddish...I have grown out of it
2. I have no time for it.
3. I would have told if there was only one...
4. Why don't we begin with you?
5. Why??Are you going to make it into a relationship?
6. Do you mind if I take your name?
7. Its too private to be disclosed. What if my crush finds out?
8. I don't trust you. Better luck next time!!
9. Hey, dont you know. I just advertised it?
10. I am not feeling well. Lets discuss later..
Ten things to say when you haven't completed your home work:
1. I forgot
2. I have done it but i left it at home.
3. I was busy studding.
4. I not at home.
5. I must have done it. in some other book perhaps?
6. Somebody stole it!!!
7. I still want to improve my assignment, give me a day to show you the best work
8. This is the first time I haven't been on time. Give me a chance. Please
9. I tried but couldn't do it...
10. Why don't you try a hand at it?

Comments

  1. Pratik Butani10 Jul 2014, 18:29:00

    Remember again after reading this one.... Missing those mindblowing days...

    Forever Remember

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