Zabbar Dus Break Up Ideas

So many movies and shows out there today have shown us the worst ways to break up with some. And of course we remember a lot of them and may have actually used them! It's amazing how creative someone can suddenly be when they're trying to break up with someone. Hey, maybe the person was just a little bit nervous or really didn't know what to say to break it off.

How many times have I been given an awful break-up line before? I know you all have had them too - or given them! We dug through our brains and did a little research and complied ZABBAR DUS  worst and funniest ways to break-up with someone

Just remember never to use them on someone and that neither we nor radio DAIICT can be held responsible! I hope you never get slapped in the face for using any of these... Stay TUned!!

1.
For the guys...
Yar, woh din yaad hai jab maine tujhe date ke liye puchha ? mein tere pichhe khadi thi us ladki se baat kar raha tha yar :P :D 
Aur kuchh kehne ki jarurat nahi hai ! 

For the gals...
wahhaaa... sob sob... muhje pata hai tumnee kyaa kiya ... I just hate hu. nafrat hai mujhe . ... chikho aur bhag jao. ...let your boyfriend wonder what did he do! works best in case he has not done anything :D :D

2.
yar jab mein pita tha...tab tu bahut achhi lagti thi mujhe.sundar bhi dikhti ti. par yar maine ab pina chhod diya hai. we will have to break up. yar tujse allergy ho gayee hai. Woh kuchh aur sunne nahi rukengi :D 

Facebook pe ,blog pe to update kar hi sakte ho...  par ek ladki ne to hadd hi kar di. usne shaher ke chourahe pe billboard pe likhvaya ..ki woh ladke se break up kar rahi hai.aur us billboard renting ke paise joint account se liye the.  :D 

3.
Kya msg kar kar ke pakati rehti hai ?? to sms pe hi break up kar lo... Message bhej do
The vodafone customer you are trying to reach is out of reach . please dont try to message after sometime !

"Roses are Red ... Violets are Blue and I love you !!!!"
se agar shuru hui thi aapki pyaar ki dastan...to ab likhke bhejdo
 "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!" 
A still better version can be
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you. "


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